NINJA DAD

Diego:  Papi, don't you ever wish you were a Ninja.
Me:        Ah, no, not really,
Diego:  How about a Ninja with a wife, 3 kids, a dog and a cat?


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Kid vs. Hippo

Diego: Papi, are hippos dangerous?
Me: Well, yeah, they're mean and they bite.
Diego: Well, I'm tough and I punch.

Kid wins.
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Morning Hair

Twins conversation in the a.m. after jolting me awake by pouncing on me:
Diego:  Why papi's hair is so funny?
Grace: 'Cause mami give to him the haircuts.
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Singing is Dangerous

A Diego & Grace (3-year old twins) conversation:

Grace: Diego, you want to sing with me?

Diego: No I can't. If I sing I will melt.

End of conversation.

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